Dogecoin Price Fell the Instant Elon Musk Went on “SNL”
Oops, sorry about that.
The "Elon" character is described as the leader of a Martian colony.
"Elon's tweet does not match engineering reality..."
The risk that it'll land on you is "incredibly tiny."
Investors hope his SNL appearance will mean even bigger Dogecoin gains.
Oh, and it broke another flight record while doing it.
All hope is not lost for life on Mars!
"I think it’s negligent of them."
Musk continues to lift and repost creators' memes without giving credit.
The process is known as "spaghettification."
After a secret meeting, Melinda Gates said she wanted nothing to do with Epstein.
"There's a good chance that crypto is the future currency of Earth."
"Life can barely survive, let alone thrive."
What if Mars' volcanoes erupted thousands of years ago instead of billions?
SpaceX is running laps around the competition.
The official stance is "wait and see."
Are you telling me he wasn't wearing a seatbelt while checking his blind spots in his home office?