Maker of TurboTax Fires 1,800 Workers, Says It’s Pivoting to AI
But is it really due to AI?
But is it really due to AI?
Shouldn't they wait until scientists figure out resurrection first?
"I really didn't want to end up working for the Titanic of AI, and so that's why I resigned."
"You can tell Sydney Sweeney signed a bunch of dumb sponsor contracts when she was less famous so now she’s stuck pretending AI is super cool."
"You now can either turn yourself in or you can cooperate."
Engineers are racing to meet Musk's deadline.
"Intense heat creates a lot more stress on the helicopters."
But hey, at least they sort of know what's going on now!
"The beautiful thing about the commercial crew program is that we have two vehicles, two different systems, that we could use to return crew."
"Sorry, but we could not generate an answer to your question."
New Waffle House Index just dropped.
"This is a very ambitious and very exciting mission."
"I have a real good feeling in my heart that the spacecraft will bring us home, no problem."