Lab Monkeys Escape After Traffic Accident in Pennsylvania
"God bless the monkeys on the loose."
"God bless the monkeys on the loose."
Want to watch a pirated version of "Spider-Man: No Way Home"? The USDA will hook you up!
You've really got to hand it to him, just this once, as a treat.
That's actually not a good thing.
We're not gonna burst your bubble, but...
"Like all Mars missions, we’ve had some unexpected challenges. Each time, the team and our rover have risen to the occasion."
Okay, that's not good.
This happened just a month after a shooting occurred at the very same plant.
"A 'Minority Report' for new designer drugs"
"It could fall apart quickly, in decades."
"This is a hard thing for us to do right now."
"This was obviously created by someone who has never been to a rave."
At which point will enough be enough?
Maybe the real Havana syndrome was the friends we made along the way.
"We don't think there's a positive ending; we think it's kind of a disaster."
It would take around 26 years.
He'll help lead the company in its mission to "reverse disease."