Contact Lost With Spacecraft Carrying Experimental Quantum Drive
Dud on arrival.
"Earth has had biosignatures for 3 billion years."
"Did you try and hit it with a hammer?"
"Are you really coming?"
"There's some things in there that are easy to imagine where things really go wrong."
"He knows how to talk to women better than a real man."
"Man I just want a dishwasher job."
"Let's embrace the weirdness together."
"You don’t have to be a genius to understand that building powerful machines you can’t control is maybe a bad idea."
"People would see severe and cascading consequences around the world."
This is a big deal — emphasis on "big."
"We were sold a false sense of security."
"We had always assumed that they were spherical."
"...bringing dead dictators back to life to fool and scare us into votes."