Dozens of Robotaxis In China Stop Dead in the Middle of Roads and Highways, Causing Crashes
Absolute mayhem.
"This is the first time we're going to have crew with their matched organ chips."
"None of us knows what they are hoping to put into the stratosphere — for a profit."
"I don't think a corporation... should be telling people what they can and can't do."
"We take this sort of criminal damage very seriously."
Doing stuff in space is hard, folks.
Houston, we have a potty problem.
"It is a pretty wild puzzle at the moment."
"Even our researcher friends in the US unraveling his DNA have just sent condolences."
"It was keeping us from getting a higher dose."
Were there no other slots available?
"The first victims are party balloons."
Panicked reps are racing to contain the fallout.