CEO Alarmed to Discover That Laying Off 1,500 Workers Had Consequences
Workers? Working?!?
Workers? Working?!?
Dangerous times to be stationed in orbit.
"THIS IS a clear design and engineering error!"
"Yes, my friend. I am as real as the faith we share."
The tail sheered off in the face of massive waves of solar energy.
"Nunes is exactly the type of person Donald Trump would have fired on 'The Apprentice.'"
There's a $20,000 bounty for the perp who shot the dolphin.
"This is kind of unprecedented."
"It’s one of the most serious episodes of dust and sand concentrations from the Sahara..."
"It was totally opposite of when I tried to quit in my previous years."
Incredible, sci-fi fantasy visuals, via NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab.
Anything to keep investors happy.
It's "another unfortunate coincidence" that he works at a brewery, the man's lawyer says.