The US Government Is Killing 200 Animals Every Hour
They even killed a bald eagle.
They're studying plasma in the atmosphere.
"While Russia uses tanks to destroy Ukraine, we rely on revolutionary blockchain tech."
To be fair, lots of 2016 predictions didn't come true.
"It is creating use of what would be otherwise wasted."
Okay, that's relatable.
"I think you will find this paragraph to be troubling."
Chalk up a win for Jeff!
He wants to push the envelope with a family-sized paella.
Do we actually have our lives flash before our eyes before we die?
"The big question is what is happening in our body?"
Have no fear. The Tiger Team is here.
"Tiny wiggles" in the planet's magnetic field are appearing like clockwork.
NASA is at the forefront of groundbreaking space exploration — but when it comes to diversity, it's falling seriously short.
What's the government hiding?
Wait, wasn't this the plot to that one Kurt Vonnegut novel?
This could get very, very bad.