Scientists Spotted Something That Appeared to Be Moving 7 Times the Speed of Light
That can't be right.
Twitter says that Elon's "stonewalling."
They weren't expecting that.
They can even "walk" and "leap."
"The devices would have gotten us killed."
"We need to stop calling it Incognito and stop using a Spy Guy icon."
"This truck can't do normal truck things."
Vaguely terrifying, to be fair.
"At that air speed, his body would splatter like a chainmail glove swatting a worm."
"This is gonna be a badass build."
As if the keynote wasn't underwhelming enough.
"What is worth more, art or life?"
This is a terrible look, Elon.
"We're all trying to get out of it, to be honest."
"I feel that it’s a mistake to close them down in order to focus on coal."
Wake up babe, a new cringey Zuckerberg avatar just dropped.
"There's a bunch that I'm grumpy about."