Cosmonaut Quits Because He Doesn’t Want to “Work for the Americans”
"Sorry, but there is no proper motivation for this."
"Sorry, but there is no proper motivation for this."
"It just didn't look real."
"It would be more than a little ironic..."
"It is irresponsible, really irresponsible."
"We are beginning to understand how precious water is."
Why'd he switch up now?
Who wouldn't want to experience that?
They're promising something "groundbreaking."
"He never wanted this job."
"Cat ownership in childhood may be a risk factor for psychotic experiences in adulthood."
Smell that? It's blood in the water.
Are there monsters on Mars yet?