Children Sob as Waymo Runs Over Dog
"Kids were crying. Wife was screaming."
"We want Claude to have the good values."
Mission Control has its work cut out.
The kids are not alright.
"A billion-dollar company should have no problem supporting real artists for real art."
Who thought this was a good idea?
"When you give your kid a phone, you need to think of it as something that is significant for the kid's health."
"The only way to monitor the situation."
Luckily, nobody was harmed.
"What kinda word salad is this?"
It's an incredible feat of engineering.
A "classic trolley problem," according to Grok.
Demanding a shred of transparency, apparently, is going too far.
The pattern is repeating every 16 hours.