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In the Face of a Measles Outbreak, Our Dingbat Health Secretary Is Recommending Cod Liver Oil
Health & Medicine

In the Face of a Measles Outbreak, Our Dingbat Health Secretary Is Recommending Cod Liver Oil

The supplements will save us.

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Google

An AI Slop “Science” Site Has Been Beating Real Publications in Google Results by Publishing Fake Images of SpaceX Rockets

That's not Starship!

The NASA astronauts stranded aboard the ISS said they received "no information" about Elon Musk's supposed plans to rescue them sooner.
NASA

NASA Astronauts Puzzled by Elon Musk’s Outburst

What is Elon talking about?

Tesla's Australia division is seeing a massive hit to its bottom line amidst plummeting sales throughout the globe.
Tesla

Tesla Sees Catastrophic Sales Decline in Australia

Tesla's bottom is falling out, in more ways than one.

Google's so called "AI co-scientist" has been met with skepticism by actual scientists, who've shot down some of the company's claims.
Google

Scientists Say Google’s “AI Scientist” Is Dead on Arrival

It "doesn't seem likely to be seriously used."

Windmills have a very prominent hater in the White House — and a new study suggests that President Donald Trump is spewing malarkey.
Brain

Now That Trump Has Driven The Evil Woke From Science, Researchers Reveal the True Effects of Windmills on the Human Brain

Maybe the real "woke mind virus" were the social contagions we made along the way.

It's been more than a week since Elon Musk offered to go on "The Daily Show" — and it appears that that he's already backing out. 
Elon Musk

Elon Musk Too Chicken to Face Jon Stewart for a “Daily Show” Interview

Scaredy cat.

SpaceX is having trouble getting its next Starship rocket into the sky after the last one exploded during a test flight.
Advanced Transport

SpaceX Having Trouble Getting Starship Launched Again After Explosion

Another hold-up.

Cybertruck owners driving in a Lundi Gras parade drew the wrath of large crowds who pelting their trucks with garbage.
Future Society

Cybertruck Goes to Mardi Gras Parade, Gets Bombarded by Trash and Flees in Shame

That's gotta hurt.

The world's largest iceberg, roughly four times the size of New York City, has run aground after crashing into a remote island.
Science & Energy

World’s Largest Iceberg Escapes Antarctic, Crashes Into Remote Island

Smash!

Tesla sales in Germany have dropped an astonishing 76 percent in February, compared with last year, noting consumers are fed up.
Elon Musk

Tesla Just Got News About Its Sales in Germany, and It Shows That Elon Musk Has Seriously Messed Up

"Now you’re in a category that’s no longer funny."

Google's AI Overviews confidently insist that MJ Lenderman has won 14 Grammys — even though he's never been nominated for one on his own.
Google

Google’s AI Insists That MJ Lenderman Has Won 14 Grammys

Google searches have never been more misleading.

Out in wild, wild West Canada, a self-appointed "dinosaur erection specialist" is inviting visitors to come see his fancy bones. 
Science & Energy

You Will Never in a Million Years Be Able to Guess What A “Dinosaur Erection Specialist” Actually Does For Work

"You’re looking at these dinosaurs and their anatomy in a completely different way."

NASA's groundbreaking James Webb Space Telescope has spotted a mysterious object that's freely floating through interstellar space.
James Webb Space Telescope

James Webb Spots Mysterious Object Crossing Space Between Stars

What could it be?

Scientists at the "de-extinction" startup Colossal Biosciences studied mammoth DNA to recreate their woolly hair in lab mice.
Science & Energy

Scientists Modified Genes In Mice to Give Them Traits of Woolly Mammoths, and the Results Are Frankly Adorable

"Our longer-term de-extinction project is really going to work."

A man who uses his gold Cybertruck to advertise his medical spa now plans to sell the vehicle after facing constant harassment.
Advanced Transport

Man Removes Huge Letters Reading “#1 Hair Implants” From His Gold Cybertruck After Relentless Bullying

He's trying to sell it.

Amazon’s Drone Delivery Program Was So Annoying That Homeowners Begged It to Stop
Drones

Amazon’s Drone Delivery Program Was So Annoying That Homeowners Begged It to Stop

"It was just incessant."

Once said to be Tesla's second-largest market, the EV giants sales in China are slumping amidst increased competition and lacking performance.
Tesla

Tesla Just Got Absolutely Horrible News About Its Sales in China

A whole flock of dead canaries.

The Los Angeles Times is now shoving artificial intelligence into its opinion articles — and it already seems to be backfiring. 
Artificial Intelligence

LA Times Uses AI to Provide “Different Views” on the KKK

Seriously — who asked for this?

Using drones, a team of researchers have captured the first footage of narwhals using their tusks in the wild.
Science & Energy

Behold Rare Footage of What Narwhals Actually Use Their Tusks For

A unicorn of a discovery.