NASA Announces Possible Discovery of Life on Mars by Comically Sucking Up to Trump
This is just sad.
“This finding... is the closest we have ever come to discovering life on Mars."
"None of these companies have a right to do what they're doing, which is consciously endangering my life, my family's life, all of our lives."
"When you're a car company, when you don't have new products, your share will start to decline."
"It could either visit us or release some mini-probes that arrive to Earth and appear as [unidentified aerial phenomena]."
What a great time to shut down the Department of Education.
'How many times do I NOT fact-check and just accept the wrong information as truth?"
It's setting the bar low.
"People will look back on 2025 and shudder in horror."
"This might be the dumbest thing I’ve made in the game."
"We weren’t even given the courtesy of a heads up."
Things just went from bad to much, much worse.
"That is the capitalist system."
"AI is fixing the typos but creating the timebombs."
It's all adding up.
"Even the most fleeting visitors can leave a lasting impact."