Zuckerberg Told His 7-Year-Old Daughter She Would Never Be Like Taylor Swift
Why, Mark?
A salve for sad sacks everywhere.
"It is... clear that we differ on the strategic direction for the Company going forward."
Choose your own adventure?
"We don't have anything that would predict this magnitude of effect this quickly."
There's one thing the organizers won't be quizzing AI on, though.
Will Trump go down with the ship?
"Additional violations of this policy may result in loss of access to GPT-4o with Reasoning."
"You bury your face in a pillow and you howl in terror."
"Well, it's crypto, it's AI, it's some of the other things."
"Each one who received a new pager, throw it away."
A tragedy gets darker.