Celebrities’ Bored Apes Are Hilariously Worthless Now
Who could've seen this one coming?
"Sounds like playing hardball does not work."
A big, gassy dome of energy.
"FTX’s fraudulent scheme was designed to take advantage of unsophisticated investors..."
If you even whisper a joke about Elon at one of his companies, you're in trouble.
"I'm in checkmark purgatory."
"We lament giving this sad news and extend our condolences to his family and friends."
The metaverse sells... but who's buying?
"All I could think of was rage and white-hot anger."
What the actual heck is going on here?
It's always funny when a piece falls off something very expensive.
"I don't go to a single show without wearing earplugs."
"They were undersexed, if anything."
"If we're not in a recession right now, we're likely to be in one very soon."
You wouldn't take money from a disgraced billionaire.
"Our findings serve as a canary in a coal mine."