If You Zoom Into This “Photo” Trump Posted, You’ll Find Something Very Strange
Wait, is that...
The agency claims it's all part of the plan.
The Cybertruck hath been cyber-bullied.
"Colossus is the most powerful AI training system in the world."
"He had multiple bullet wounds around his body."
"The reason we chose doing this breakout burn is simply it gets the vehicle away from Station faster..."
Oops: you just committed bank fraud.
"It was just too much risk."
"Its discovery represents a great significance both at a scientific level and at a museum level."
"Semaglutide has far-reaching benefits beyond what we initially imagined."
The big question: will Trump himself pull the rug as soon as he's legally allowed to?
"Strengthens our mission to preserve and document what we can before it is too late."
Who's paying for this research?
"This is why a Republic of high status males is best for decision making."
"Donald Trump accuses Kamala Harris of being a heroic plumber who saved Princess Peach from Bowser and his evil Koopa army."
The mystery deepens.
A glittery nugget of wisdom.