Man Gets Such Horrible Diarrhea That It Ends Up in the New York Times
A terrible fate!
"A novel or yet undetected virus also cannot be ruled out at this time."
"Yeah, good luck with that Mark."
"Universally, it’s a resounding yes."
"It's big and it's blacker than coal."
"Oh, my God, that’s barbaric."
"People didn’t really have very much trouble figuring out who the ‘biggest a**hole’ in their life was."
"We won’t allow Bolsonaro to turn Brazil into an orgy."
Now wait a minute...
"Everything is hunky-dory and doing well now."
There's method to the madness.
"Webb’s iconic primary mirror is taking its final shape."
"We have the highest resolution infrared images taken from space ever."
There's a lot we know about Jupiter. But even more we don't.
"You could be filing your taxes for free."