Trump Tells Crowd He’ll Fire Fauci If He Wins the Election
"Don’t tell anybody, but..."
"Don’t tell anybody, but..."
Get ready to beam a hologram version of yourself into a friend's home — or vice versa!
"Accordingly, Disputes will be settled through self-governing principles, established in good faith, at the time of Martian settlement."
The hilarious shortcomings of artificial intelligence.
"We don't need to mine the earth to have diamonds, we can mine the sky."
It didn't even get to the starting line.
Thanks, climate change.
Probably healthy, right?
So what if it needs a little hole in the jugular?
This seems like an important detail.
They created fake invoices from companies the campaign worked with.
Indoor spaces are dangerous, but masks and ventilation can help.
"We waste tremendous resources on light that goes out into space and doesn't do anyone any good."
This could explain a lot about our galaxy.
"We estimate that the proceeds from just one pair of sunglasses will allow us to clean an area of 24 football fields worth of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch."