Scientist Says Mysterious Object Approaching Earth May Be Alien Artifact
"A 40 percent chance."
"A 40 percent chance."
"It’s like having a student who aces practice tests but fails when the questions are worded differently."
"If you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
It's not what we thought.
"The AI boom certainly raises questions in the medium term around sustainability."
"You can literally get prompt injected and your bank account drained by doomscrolling on Reddit."
They say that dogs tend to resemble their owners."
This was not at all what we expected.
Overkill for generic advice.
They went to have a look for themselves on board a research vessel.
"We aim to literally record everything in your life."
"We will not honor the Google AI specials."
"The boundary between imagination and reality blurs."
"This development will be a dangerous turn in AI progress and deserves our immediate attention."
"You can start exploring what life will tolerate."
Prostrating before the divine will of Big Tech.