Dystopia Intensifies as Startup Lets You Take Out a Micro-Loan to Get Fast Food
It's burger time.
The panopticon is here, and it's being run by Eric Adams.
Their experiment had a "controversial but intriguing" result.
Weed is not a risk-free drug, y'all.
Your government at work.
Was duct tape too expensive?
"I just need a paycheck because I'm going to lose everything."
It's time to give Alexa the axe.
They're taking to the streets... or the parking lots."
It's all we've ever wanted.
Brought to you by the same crappy AI that told you to put glue on your pizza.
If you gotta ask...
"I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason."