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In a surreal display of absolutely unmatched energy, the Queen journeyed through through the streets of London via hologram.
Future Society

The UK Is Apparently Just Driving Around a Hologram of the Queen Now

That's one way to do it!

Tonka the chimpanzee starred in "Buddy" and "George of the Jungle" — and is at the center of a legal battle in which his owner allegedly faked his death.
Science & Energy

Chimpanzee Star of “Buddy” Found Alive After His Owner Allegedly Faked His Death

"Tonka is not a normal chimpanzee."

Doctors researching an experimental cancer treatment were shocked when every single patient in the small trial went into remission.
Cancer

Scientists Intrigued by Treatment That Put Every Single Patient’s Cancer Into Remission

"I believe this is the first time this has happened in the history of cancer."

The Russian government is clearly fed up with speculation about the state of often-shirtless president Vladimir Putin's health.
Developments

Russia Says That Vladimir Putin Definitely Does NOT Have a Terminal Illness, Thank You Very Much!

And we, like, FOR SURE believe them.

The leading stun gun manufacturer's plan to put Taser drones in schools is so bad, the company's own ethics watchdog shot it down.
Future Society

Drama Engulfs Plan to Zap School Shooters With Taser-Toting Drones

This is, unfortunately, not that surprising in 2022.

A Chinese gamer has posted classified military information on the forum of a tank video game to get developers to change the stats of the game's tanks.
Military

Chinese Military Secrets Leaked on Video Game Forum

Why does this keep happening?

Good news, everyone! Climate change is now CANCELED thanks to an ingenious plot to put trees on the blockchain, because that's how the environment works.
Blockchain

The Environment Is Saved! We’re Putting Trees on the Blockchain

"Can you explain what 'tokenizing the trees' means?"

NASA has identified a top priority of what to study once on the Moon: the Gruithuisen Domes, two mysterious mounds that have scientists puzzled.
Moon

NASA Says It’s a Priority to Investigate Strange Domes on the Moon

Mysteries of the Moon...

It sounds like Sheryl Sandberg, the outgoing COO of Meta, might have left the social media giant for more complicated reasons than she initially let on.
Future Society

There May Be a Secret Reason Sheryl Sandberg Is Leaving Facebook

The plot thickens.

A heavy machinery maker in Japan called IHI Corp has successfully tested a prototype of a massive turbine that can generate electricity from ocean currents.
Science & Energy

Japan Tested a Giant Turbine That Generates Electricity Using Deep Ocean Currents

And the test went great.

Wow! Elon Musk Says Tesla’s Person in a Robot Costume Will Become a Real Robot at Some Point in the Future
Robotics

Wow! Elon Musk Says Tesla’s Person in a Robot Costume Will Become a Real Robot at Some Point in the Future

Hard to argue with that logic!

Nothing inspires investor confidence during an economic crisis quite like rescinding job offers, as Coinbase may soon learn. 
Blockchain

In Very Classy Move, Coinbase Is Withdrawing Job Offers From People Who Already Accepted Them

That's pretty cold!

A California court has ruled that bees technically count as fish in a conservation effort that could actually end up helping the buzzy boys.
Science & Energy

Court Rules That Legally, Bees Can Be Classified as Fish

Not sure I remember this part of biology class!

A former executive from one of the world's largest NFT marketplaces has been charged with insider trading by the US government.
Blockchain

Former OpenSea Executive Arrested by Feds for Insider Trading

"NFTs might be new, but this type of criminal scheme is not."

Elon Musk claims a "bad feeling" is driving his decision to cut 10 percent of Tesla's workforce — but serious braking issue complaints may also be involved.
Elon Musk

This Might Be the Reason Elon Musk Is Firing a Ton of People at Tesla

The timing is pretty suspicious...

Now, we get to see Curiosity's next fascinating discovery: two ancient "spikes" of cemented rock that almost look like the petrified remains of ancient trees.
Mars

NASA Rover Spots Extremely Weird Spikes on Mars

What the heck are those?

NASA revealed that Axiom Space and Collins Aerospace will provide new-and-improved spacesuits for the upcoming Artemis moon landings, and followers were feeling a little baffled — not to mention left hanging — when the designers failed to produce any actual imagery of the fits.
Moon

We Just Got the First Peek at NASA’s Artemis Moon Landing Suits

Look good, feel good.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk is planning to cut ten percent of Tesla staff and freeze hiring worldwide because he has a "super bad feeling" about the economy.
Elon Musk

Elon Musk Says He’s Cutting Ten Percent of Tesla’s Workforce Because He Has a “Bad Feeling”

The company is pausing "all hiring worldwide."

NASA is still planning to fly at least one cosmonaut to the International Space Station on a SpaceX rocket — if Roscosmos agrees to do the same.
NASA

Awkwardly, Russian Cosmonaut Still Scheduled for Space Station Launch With NASA Astronauts

We'd give anything to hear the small talk in that spacecraft!

If staring at this image makes you feel like you're being swallowed by a black hole, you're not alone. According to a new paper published in Frontiers in Human Neuroscience, approximately 86 percent of people experience the same effect.
Neuroscience and Brain

Argh! This Optical Illusion Makes You Feel Like You’re Falling Into a Black Hole

It's just a trick — or is it?