Twitter Claims Video of Moon Rocket Launch Is Revenge Porn
Not THAT kind of rocket, you pervs.
You've really gotta hand it to 'em.
What's going on over there?
Ticketmaster is facing its worse PR nightmare in years, and its sins go deeper than just a botched pre-sale.
What don't they want us to see?
"The world is experiencing a food revolution and the [FDA] is committed to supporting innovation in the food supply."
"He's fallen for their vision of the future, which no one else is interested in."
"Sounds like playing hardball does not work."
A big, gassy dome of energy.
"FTX’s fraudulent scheme was designed to take advantage of unsophisticated investors..."
If you even whisper a joke about Elon at one of his companies, you're in trouble.
"I'm in checkmark purgatory."
"We lament giving this sad news and extend our condolences to his family and friends."
The metaverse sells... but who's buying?