Elon Musk Has a Ridiculous Excuse for Why He Suddenly Doesn’t Want to Buy Twitter
He sounds desperate.
Damn, tell us how you really feel!
"This is a video game, General."
"A Skull and Bones-type vibe."
It's apparently "just a gap" — but we're still gonna mind it.
They're single-celled and ready to mingle.
"Innovation doesn’t always work."
"It's almost suspicious that it works so well."
"A factory reset for the brain."
They wanted to look out the window.
"The pilot is incoherent … and I have no idea how to fly."
That's kinda... kinky.