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"It gets worse the more you drink."
"It gets worse the more you drink."
Wait, isn't that headed in the wrong direction?
He says that SpaceX is reprioritizing on "cyber defense."
Wait... the subtext here might be a little dark.
"Maybe you can find a job at McDonald's, if McDonald's still exists in Russia."
"What the f**k is going on?"
"We are involved in the biggest Anonymous op ever seen."
"This is critical to national and international security."
Ukraine says it risks a "large-scale ecological disaster."
"The traffic graph looks less like a spike and more like a tsunami."
What exactly... are they suggesting?
"I'm grateful to him for supporting Ukraine with words and deeds."
That's kind of a big deal.
"Some ordinary Russians are using crypto as a lifeline now."
What ARE we supposed to do, then?
"Let them fly on something else, their broomsticks, I don't know what."
The kids would be regularly checked for “abnormalities."