Scientists Detect Mysterious Object in Deep Solar System
It's absolutely enormous.
Hell-bent on survival — or, maybe, doing more math problems.
"This is literally what GTA would make a satire about."
"We've got a new mystery on our hands."
Forget Battle Bots... this is robot combat with fists of steel.
Do they have any shame?
"Plastic is everywhere in modern medicine."
Did somebody say "three body problem?"
"It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data."
Wait till you hear how many Earths it fits.
We're playing the world's smallest, and most expensive, violin.
With good intentions, we're sure.
"It was the worst food I’ve ever had at a Trump golf course."
"We are lagging by maybe a couple of years."
Have we detected a galactic death ray?
"The wheel started turning rapidly."
"A wake-up call for all of us."