DNA Tests Are a Fun Holiday Gift… Unless They Reveal a Horrifying Secret
"What happens if you discover things you didn't know previously?"
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"What happens if you discover things you didn't know previously?"
"If no one had ever said, 'Plant a trillion trees,' I think we'd have been in a lot better space."
The company is "deeply disappointed and perplexed."
"To be very honest with you, we have hypotheses, but we don’t know exactly why this works."
"The planetary surfaces are just way too small."
This latest detection is a real head scratcher.
Seriously, these guys need to get a life.
Elon may have accidentally revealed some of the information, though.
"It's fight club. We don’t talk about fight club."
"The drillers heard a bubbling sound coming from the well, so we decided to have a look..."
"We got ripped off."
"To say I was shocked when I figured this out would be an extreme understatement."
"We are not Twitter any longer and not measuring ourselves by old Twitter metrics."
They say it could be an ultra-tough coating for spacecraft.
The theory was inspired by Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun."