Sam Altman Invents Bizarre New Unit of Time for Measuring When His Promises Will Come True
A what now?
Truth Social still hasn't hit rock bottom.
Just what customers want to hear.
"I don't hate Elon. I hate his lies."
"I am going to eat moo deng and become the most hated person on the internet."
"This is an idiotic way to do navigation."
"Future astronauts may be able to find water even near the equator by exploiting these water-rich areas."
"So many of you feel imminently replaceable."
"How could you do that, Elon?"
"I had to be kind of sneaky about it... I was running the entire COVID response for the city."
"We were poised to shift away from the energy system of the past ... But now we're going in the opposite direction."
They could exert enough force to cause Mars to wobble in its orbit.