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Here are a few April Fools' shenanigans that, if they weren't necessarily works of comedic art, certainly caught our attention.

Okay, Here Are 2022’s Most Futuristic April Fools’ Jokes

Okay, that last one...

By Jon Christian

Space Station Tourists Will Only Enter Russian Segment If Invited, CEO Says

Space Station Tourists Will Only Enter Russian Segment If Invited, CEO Says

It's an awkward time to fly to the International Space Station.

By Victor Tangermann

Some users who've taken "magic" mushrooms have experienced "wood-lover's paralysis," also called WLP, and lose control of their body through temporarily.

Neuroscience and Brain

People Who Took Psychedelic Mushrooms Say They Lost Control of Their Bodies

"I couldn't even chew."

By Lonnie Lee Hood

Bitcoin — with a capital B — was designed to have a hard cap of 21 million Bitcoins, a limited coin supply. Miners are about to hit the 19 million mark.

They’ve Now Mined Almost All the Bitcoin That Will Ever Exist

But what does that actually mean?

By Victor Tangermann

A new study published Wednesday in the journal Nature says a giant blob in a core part of Earth, called mantle plumes, are actually moving.

Two Huge Objects Inside the Earth Are Changing Shape, Scientists Say

What is going on down there?

By Lonnie Lee Hood

A new report finds Russian President Vladimir Putin keeps cancer doctors who work on thyroid diseases on call or with him at all times.

Putin Almost Always Accompanied by Cancer Specialist, Investigation Finds

What's going on with Putin's health?

By Lonnie Lee Hood

Mark Zuckerberg Says That When Employees Call Him the “Eye of Sauron,” It’s Actually a Compliment

He says it's a compliment.

By Victor Tangermann

Enhance! NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has spotted the agency's tiny four pound Ingenuity Mars helicopter from orbit — an impressive feat.

Enhance! Spacecraft Spots NASA’s Mars Helicopter All the Way From Orbit

There it is!

By Victor Tangermann

Police found five deceased fetuses in the DC home of a Progressive Anti-Abortion Uprising anti-choice activist who had already been arrested five times.

Health & Medicine

Police Find Five Fetuses in Home of Anti-Abortion Activist

Dear god.

By Lonnie Lee Hood

Scientists have created a bizarre magnetic slime that can be remotely controlled via a magnetic field, New Scientist reports.

Prosthetics and Devices

Scientists Create Robot to Put Inside Your Body That Looks Like, Um

Wait, does that look like...

By Victor Tangermann

Ukraine officials are now saying that the Russian military is making a hasty retreat from Chernobyl nuclear after troops suffered radiation poisoning there.

Russian Military Reportedly Panics, Flees Chernobyl After Radiation Poisoning

Officials say they "panicked at the first sign of illness."

By Jon Christian

According to reports obtained by The Verge, Facebook engineers warned of a "massive ranking failure" that allowed misinformation to flood people's feeds.

Facebook Accidentally Boosted Harmful Content Instead of Suppressing It

Oops!

By Victor Tangermann

Vermont representative Bernie Sanders wants to make sure $10 billion of taxpayers' funds won't land in the hands of Blue Origin CEO Jeff Bezos.

Bernie Sanders Working to Block Jeff Bezos From NASA Moon Contract

"If Mr. Bezos wants to go to the Moon, good for him. He has $186 billion in personal wealth.

By Victor Tangermann

Now, Scientific American reports that researchers have created a new message to beam out to any intelligent aliens who might be out there.

Science & Energy

NASA Scientist Creates New Message for Aliens, Including Human DNA

"An updated, binary-coded message has been developed for transmission to extraterrestrial intelligences..."

By Lonnie Lee Hood

Hackers have been forging emergency legal requests to get personal information from both Facebook parent company Meta and tech giant Apple.

Oops! Apple and Facebook Gave Personal Data to Hackers Claiming to be Police

They just had to ask nicely.

By Victor Tangermann

Home security camera manufacturer Wyze kept a vulnerability a secret for three years and didn't let the public know hackers were watching their videos.

Robots and Machines

Home Security Camera Maker Allegedly Hid for Years That Hackers Could Watch Your Most Intimate Moments

Yeah, they saw that.

By Lonnie Lee Hood

Researchers at the Medical University of Vienna published a study that summarizes all the current knowledge about microplastics and human consumption.

You’re Eating a Staggering Amount of Plastic Per Week, According to a New Study

But there's an easy way to cut it in half.

By Lonnie Lee Hood

Airbus' A380 test plane took off from France and completed a three-hour flight ran on Sustainable Aviation Fuel, also called SAF, made from cooking oil.

A Jumbojet Just Flew for Three Hours, Powered by Used Cooking Oil

"I consider it to have a distinct odor of cooking oil."

By Lonnie Lee Hood

SpaceX's long-awaited Crew-4 mission, previously scheduled for April 19, is now slated for April 20, a day with particular significance to CEO Elon Musk.

SpaceX Is Launching a Bunch of NASA Astronauts to Space on 4/20

Nice!

By Jon Christian

Russian soldires dug trenches near Chernobyl and have acute radiation sickness. Some went to a special medical facility in Belarus; others are feared dead.

Science & Energy

Russian Troops Suffer Radiation Poisoning at Chernobyl, Ukraine Says

"Live the rest of your short life with this."

By Lonnie Lee Hood

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