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New research suggests that stranded dolphins may be tragically suffering from Alzheimer's disease — a possible boon to the "sick leader" theory.
Neuroscience and Brain

Scientists Have an Extremely Grim Theory About Stranded Dolphins

These poor creatures.

While it's been touted as an affordable and easy alternative to seeing a talk therapist in person, the horror stories about online therapy are racking up.
Health & Medicine

Man Says His Online Therapist Told Him to Simply Stop Being Gay

"I needed someone to tell me I was gay and that was OK. I got the exact opposite."

Experts argue in a number of letters published by The Guardian that the recent fusion power breakthrough is too little too late.
Nuclear Fusion

Gloomy Physicists Say Nuclear Fusion Breakthrough Is Too Late to Save Us

"A true fusion power station is unlikely to be running before my grandchildren turn 70."

NASA's InSight Lander has persevered for four years, but it may actually be drawing to its final end this time, despite rumblings of its demise before.
Mars

Dramatic NASA Mars Lander Insists It’s Dying For Real This Time

"My power's really low, so this may be the last image I can send."

George Hotz, the infamous hacker-turned-entrepeneur-turned-Twitter-intern, just left his internship role at Twitter as a direct result of Elon Musk's chaos.
Future Society

Even Twitter’s Intern Just Resigned in Disappointment

"Feel free to ban me."

The acclaimed director says he's put an end to the endless fan debate "once and for all," and that we'll soon see the results in an upcoming special.
Future Society

James Cameron Says He Commissioned a Scientific Study on Whether Jack Could Have Survived in “Titanic”

"Only one could survive."

PepsiCo, Tesla's first Semi truck customer, plans to roll out 100 Semis next year, but is only completing 100 mile trips with beverages on board.
Tesla

Tesla Semis’ Range May Fall Drastically When Hauling Things Heavier Than Potato Chips

"Dragging a trailer full of chips around is not the most intense, tough ask."

Tesla customers are becoming wary of being in any way associated with the company's CEO Elon Musk, after weeks of antics and problematic behavior.
Elon Musk

People Are Canceling Tesla Orders Because They’re So Disgusted With Elon Musk

"His personality is absolutely tanking the Tesla brand. I'm looking forward to having an Elon-free existence."

In a seemingly chaotic court hearing on Monday, SBF "leaned back with his eyes closed" and had to be "awakened by a court official," according to Reuters.
Sleep

Sam Bankman-Fried Caught Either Sleeping or Resting His Eyes in Court

SBF had to be "awakened by a court official" during Monday's hearing.

Former president Donald Trump absolutely grotesque NFT "trading cards," which sold for $99 each, were allegedly plagiarized. Cheers.
NFTs

It Turns Out Trump’s Wretched NFTs Were Plagiarized

We're shocked!

A team of scientists has proposed that we could use existing Earth-based observatories to hunt for highly intelligent alien life forms and their advanced warp drive technologies.
Exobiology

Scientists Propose Method for Detecting Alien Warp Drive Activity

"Our study of warp drives has paved the way for gravitational wave detection."

A Russian Soyuz spacecraft, which is currently docked to the ISS, sprung a leak. Officials have now identified a hole following an inspection.
International Space Station

Russia Finds Hole in Spacecraft Docked to International Space Station

That's not good.

A Utah Republican is clearly having a normal one with his introduction of a new bill that would essentially ban internet porn in the United States. 
Future Society

Senator Introduces Bill That Would Effectively Make Porn Illegal

First they came for Pornhub...

Your robot vacuums are watching you — and it's possible for the photos and videos to be leaked online without your consent.
Artificial Intelligence

Intimate Photos by Roomba Vacuums Leaked Online

This is beyond the pale.

Twitter CEO Elon Musk's latest poll asking his millions of followers whether he should step down is seriously flawed for a number of reasons.
Elon Musk

Elon Musk Seems to Be Trying to Weasel Out of Vote to Resign

This is just getting pathetic.

As Air Force Times reports, Andrew Cox, a director at the United States Space Force, is a bit of a character.
Future Society

Space Force Official Reportedly Showed Off Sex Toys at Work

This man is literally Michael Scott from "The Office."

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has captured images of deposits forming "mysterious shapes" inside massive craters.
Mars

Orbiter Discovers “Mysterious Shapes” Inside Mars Craters

We can only guess as to why these features were formed.

Despite what Elon Musk claims, police reportedly can't seem to find a link between ElonJet and an alleged stalking incident that occurred last week.
Elon Musk

It Turns Out Elon Musk’s Stalking Incident Had Nothing to Do With ElonJet

Musk's claims appear widely unfounded.

NASA's lunar mission has lost one its cube-shaped satellite entourage, which over the weekend shot out of the Moon's orbit.
Off-World

Dead Artemis Spacecraft Careens Out of Lunar Orbit

There's something weird going on with these Orion cubesats.

A new report by Consumer Reports found that all 28 bars of dark chocolate that it tested contained lead and cadmium, and 25 had especially high levels.
Studies

Popular Dark Chocolate Brands Contain Dangerous Heavy Metals, Report Finds

Dark chocolate just got darker.