It Might Already Be Too Late to Save NASA
The agency is running out of time.
"He was straight up bluffing."
"Everyone on this sub has been driven totally insane."
"I feel like I have discovered some new kind of sin that I did not know about before."
"It is difficult to find the motivation to keep applying."
These numbers are very depressing.
Surprise: they're judging you based on something other than the raw number.
"The road to hell is really fun."
"I have made so many mistakes that I can no longer be trusted. I am deleting the entire project and recommending you find a more competent assistant."
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.
When in doubt, don't ask ChatGPT for health advice.