Company Raises $100M After Announcing Shift to AI, But Has No Discernible Product
We're in the middle of an AI gold rush — but is there any gold?
We're in the middle of an AI gold rush — but is there any gold?
It's a pretty outlandish theory.
"How would you know?"
What could possibly go wrong?
It's the "missing the link" we've been looking for.
Everything's fine!
We can't stop thinking about the robodog stunt. But only because it sucked.
Their proof-of-concept works astonishingly well.
"Almost no one is safe from air pollution."
"We do see the technology starting to be used in some ways that are more like involuntary neural surveillance."
Having an allergic reaction in space could be seriously dangerous.
"LLMs don't hallucinate. They're just windows into alternate realities in the latent space."
It's a delicate balance.
No minced words here.
"An epic bank run seems inevitable."
"I would like to apologize to Halli for my misunderstanding of his situation."
"We believe we are now at the modern superconducting era."
"You know, the space madness starts to kick in."