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Tesla

Tesla’s $25,000 Car Will Apparently Look Like a Mini Cybertruck

"When one of these comes around a corner," Musk reportedly said, "people will think they are seeing something from the future."

Viruses

One in Three Dudes Has an STI, Scientists Find

Casual hook ups, beware!

Science & Energy

Florida Man Arrested for Trying to Cross Ocean in “Hamster Wheel”… Again

That's quite a hobby.

Off-World

Amazing Images Show Final Moments of Satellite Before It Burns Up Completely

Spectacular.

Elon Musk

Grimes Claims Elon Musk Isn’t Letting Her See Their Son

Ooph.

Artificial Intelligence

Every Single State’s Attorney General Is Calling for Action on AI-Generated Child Abuse Materials

"We are engaged in a race against time to protect the children of our country from the dangers of AI."

Moon

Japan Launches Mission to the Moon

This is super exciting, y'all.

Science & Energy

Scientists Debate Whether to Rename Bug Named After Adolf Hitler

"In which other spheres of human endeavor is anything still named [after] Hitler?"

Artificial Intelligence

Gannett Promised to Be Super Responsible With AI Before Completely Bungling It

They promised that no AI content would be published in its papers without human oversight.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk Secretly Manipulated Starlink to Hamstring Ukrainian Attack Against Russia

"How am I in this war?"

Artificial Intelligence

Gizmodo Fires Spanish-Speaking Staff, Replaces Them With AI That Immediately Starts Making Sloppy Mistakes

Get ready for an internet full of butchered AI content.

Advanced Transport

Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft “Makeshift Biohazard Suits”

"I woke up and there was a bit of a strange smell."

Google

Former Google Exec Warns AI Could Create a Deadly Plague

"We are working with dangerous things."

Advanced Transport

Toyota Factories Shut Down When Company Runs Out of Disk Space

It's a major fumble.

Artificial Intelligence

AI-Generated Drake Song Submitted for Grammys

"As far as the creative side, it’s absolutely eligible because it was written by a human."

Internet Of Things

Internet-Connected Chastity Cage Reportedly Leaks Detailed Private Info About Users

Beware remote-controlled sex toys, y'all.

Neuroscience and Brain

Mitch McConnell’s Doctor Says His Brain Scans Are Clear

The brain scans might be fine, but McConnell definitely doesn't seem to be.

Moon

India’s Moon Lander Just Took Off Again and Landed in a Different Place

"Vikram soft-landed on the Moon again!"

Future Society

Man Arrested for Dropping Chemical Into Swimming Pools Using Drone

"He was getting too happy with doing it."

OpenAI

Oh God… Kids Are About to Start Writing College Application Essays Using ChatGPT

Oh no.