Someone Ran a Chemical Analysis of Bodega Retatrutide and Dear Lord
"It does not look anything like a peptide."
"It does not look anything like a peptide."
Yes, that's a tiny police lightbar on top.
"You can't stop it."
Move fast, break things, break people, break yourself.
Even a whiff of AI money seems to disgust voters.
The directors have had enough.
"We had wolves coming into the village because all the wild animals moved out of the forest."
They're calling it a "Captain America program for dogs."
A landlord meltdown like you've never seen before.
Personal security may start to look a little different.
"It is capable of inflicting not only intolerable pain, but death."
"Please don't ask us to do that."
One official called them "behaviors consistent with on-orbit weapons operations."
"We're understanding what's in his mind with his interactions with the chatbot."
"I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online."
"It's a new world now."
It was fun while it lasted.
"People aren’t just dropping their shorts for data centers anymore."
"We are actively working out what to do; it’s just a tricky problem."