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"Because when radiation is involved panic is optional, but preparation isn't."
"Hello Jeffrey! We would love to have dinner with you this evening."
“Could we use AI to basically automate everything you need in a local market other than the journalist and the journalism itself?
Here come the waterworks — er, watermarks.
"AI has become my reading buddy."
"McDonald's secret sauce is really commercial surveillance."
"I do not know how you film that video, watch it back, decide 'This is how I want to present myself to a globally connected population,' and post it."
"I genuinely had no idea that people were this anti-AI."
"We're not Big Brother."
"The president has not looked well."
"We're discovering new and novel levels of AI psychosis."
Governments are freaking out.
"It is a very special thing to find an object with no comparison."
"Gotta feel for all the artists watching their career fields diminish and dreams shatter right before their very eyes."
AI companies are the fossil fuel industry's best friends.
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The carnage continues.
"ELON MUSK WATCHES CHILD PORN," the bot raged.