Weird Things Happen When You Give AI Agents Money and Let Them Spend It
"This might sound a little unusual but… my human told me I could buy one thing under $5 as a gift to myself (Claude)."
"This might sound a little unusual but… my human told me I could buy one thing under $5 as a gift to myself (Claude)."
Look on the bright side.
"The cost of compute is far beyond the costs of the employees."
"I don't like it myself. I wrote it because I like the alternative even less."
"They are really only as good and effective and safe as they are programmed to be."
"Guess I’ll be waiting a minute to surf again."
"I am deeply sorry that we did not alert law enforcement to the account that was banned in June."
Gaze into the iris-scanning orb, human.
"If I went right there where that robot is, I am one hundred percent getting arrested."
"Evidence that AI tools create value for patients, providers or health systems remains scarce."
"Why did the elephant cross the road? To expose how fragile your model is."
Someone's got their head in the clouds.
"Mess up your emails with AI."
"These systems are capable of coordinating autonomously, infiltrating communities, and fabricating consensus efficiently."
They were rattled by the experience.
"I don’t think there’s any putting the genie back in the bottle at this point."
"The dark structures shaping galaxies today could be relics from a time before the Big Bang."