"You don't have enough followers and shares on your videos," the officer explains. "If the person watching this video follows and shares, then you will be free."
"It will be livestreamed."
"We reject OpenAI's assertion that this release advances our subject."
Nothing whets the appetite like Big Food Chain consolidation.
Parent-child bonding time isn't so sacred that it can't be optimized with AI.
"I just know I’m a little bit skeptical."
"About time we leave adobe for good."
"Sony just needs to start getting used to not owning its console."
The fight against copycats keeps escalating.
"I'm recording you right now and you probably can't even tell, because these don't have that annoying blinking light."
New safety features, same alarming conversations.
A company spokesperson admitted they have "fallen short of our own high standards."
Meta is making it clear: it doesn't care about AI-generated child abuse videos on its platforms.
"It felt very much like a violation of my personhood."
"How the f*** could you get this wrong? That's literally my bank balance to our whole team?"
Close your eyes, and let the AI ransack the inner sanctum of your gray matter.
