Tesla on Autopilot Smashes Straight Through Garage Door, Driver Says
Open sesame!
Pros: no commute. Cons: mental anguish.
"We just launch it and we know everything will be dead — everything that will be found there in this particular area will be dead."
This will in no way backfire.
It's a "gateway to embryo editing to do enhancements."
"This is a fundamental shift in how we prepare for pandemics."
Broken promises, shoddy service, and a comically tiny fleet.
"I believe this is a huge mistake."
"Usually it happens later down in the summer when it's really hot."
"They're wanting to get to Mars. But what about us that are here?"
Look how much your government cares for you, kids.
We're soaring to even loftier heights.
"The goal: beat the real GTA 6 to launch."
They still look ridiculous.
"While this inflatable is a fitting metaphor — much like Musk and his companies, it is inflated, full of hot air, and could pop at any minute."
"I don't like the idea of fighting outside at all."
Investors could easily get fleeced.