Trump Has Call With Moon Astronauts So Awkward That They May Turn Around and Disappear Into the Void of Space
This is painful.
Intense workaholic, or deadbeat CEO?
They call it the "mirage effect."
"I think Maine is the canary in the coal mine."
"He's unbelievably persuasive. Like, Jedi mind tricks."
"This was not a product placement," a NASA spokesperson told us.
An incredible achievement.
What could possibly go wrong?
Explain this one, Sam.
"When I opened up the hygiene bay, the rest of the crew could smell it pretty much immediately."
"The gamblification of everything is Evil in [the] fullest sense of the word."
Could this be the world's most illegal plant?
"The cavalry is coming to back up the policymakers who stand with the president and will hold accountable the ones who don't."
"I don't want OpenAI to write their own rules for how they interact with children."
For one: it shouldn't exist.
This will in no way go horrifically wrong.