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Mars

SpaceX Announces Plans to Put Billionaire on First Rocket to Mars

Maybe we should send more billionaires to space.

By Joe Wilkins

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Artificial Intelligence

Starbucks Scraps Disastrous AI Tool

The AI never had its coffee.

By Frank Landymore

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Artificial Intelligence

Marc Andreessen Sputters Incomprehensibly at Question About How AI Will Actually Benefit Humankind

"I mean, look, so it, it is, alright — I mean, alright I'm gonna give you the deepest of all pitches, I'm gonna give you the, the — okay."

By Joe Wilkins

A still from the AI-generated film "Hell Grind," which will be screened at Cannes.
Artificial Intelligence

Cannes Film Festival Says the Wall Street Journal Is Wrong: It’s Not Debuting an AI-Generated Feature Film This Week

"We can confirm that ‘Hell Grind’ was not screened as part of the official Festival de Cannes program."

By Frank Landymore

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Artificial Intelligence

Finance Bros Tremble in Fear That They Could Be Replaced by AI Too

You're not safe either.

By Frank Landymore

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Machine Learning

Democrats’ 2024 Election Autopsy Shows Signs of Sloppy AI Generation

Make it make sense.

By Joe Wilkins

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Privacy

Town Councilmember Goes Berzerk at Surveillance Camera Ban, Threatens to Outlaw Virtually All Modern Technology

"We are going back to 1880, paper ledgers and cash only."

By Joe Wilkins

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Elon Musk

SpaceX Stock May Actually Be a Horrendous Investment

"Bro, have you seen inflation lately? Ketamine is expensive!"

By Joe Wilkins

The image shows a black advertisement with white text that reads: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves. But — it might also help them with their homework." It includes the ChatGPT logo and a QR code with the text "Scan for more info." The ad is positioned above a blue sign about traveling to Heathrow airport.
OpenAI

Fake OpenAI Ads Appear on Subway: “Yes, We Built a Machine That Tells Teenagers to Kill Themselves… But It Might Also Help Them With Their Homework”

Striking.

By Maggie Harrison Dupré

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Climate Change

Scientists Detect Huge Structure Under Ocean Fueling the Deadly Upcoming El Niño

"By some measures we look at, it is rivaling the one we saw in 1997."

By Joe Wilkins

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Data Privacy

The Trump Phone Appears to Have Already Leaked Its Customers’ Personal Information Through a Glaring Exploit

"Do not order unless you're ready for your information to be leaked. It's basically that bad."

By Joe Wilkins

A black and white portrait of Jeff Bezos in a tuxedo with a bow tie, set against an orange background with a grid pattern. The man has red doodles on his face, including eyebrows and a smile. White handwritten text around him reads "Just B GR8TFUL" with a smiley face, and smaller text on his jacket says "PLZ DO AS UR TOLD." Small white star-like doodles are scattered across the background.
Artificial Intelligence

Jeff Bezos Lectures the Public, Saying They Should Be Grateful for the Wonders of AI

"You should be so happy!"

By Frank Landymore

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Meta

Zuckerberg Tells the Tattered Remainder of His Workers That He Won’t Conduct Another a Mass Firing for at Least Seven Months

Yay...?

By Maggie Harrison Dupré

Elon Musk in a black suit, white shirt, and black tie, looking to his left. Another man with glasses and short black hair is in the foreground, slightly out of focus. The background features a warm, softly lit setting with vertical orange and cream-colored stripes.
Off-World

Elon Musk’s Ex Says He Bragged About 10,000 Lasers in Orbit That Are “Not a Piece They’ll See on the Chess Board”

"First of all, how the f**k do you have real-time data on elections?"

By Joe Wilkins

An illustration showing Bill Winters, the CEO of the British multinational bank Standard Chartered.
The Industrialists

A CEO of a Bank Just Said Something So Ghoulish About Its Plans for AI That He’s Now in Full Damage Control Mode

"What stage of capitalism is this?"

By Frank Landymore

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Artificial Intelligence

It Seems a Lot Like Trump Accidentally Invested $1 Million in a Conveyor Belt Sushi Restaurant Thinking It Was an AI Hardware Company

"Does Trump have any interest in sushi? I always picture him eating steak and hamburgers every day."

By Joe Wilkins

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Ethics

Google Is Making Huge Changes That Are Poised to Decimate What’s Left of Journalism

AI strikes again.

By Frank Landymore

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Meta

Why Is Mark Zuckerberg Taunting His Employees Before Firing Them?

"In general, the average intelligence of the people who are at this company is significantly higher than the average set of people."

By Joe Wilkins

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Ethics

New Data Suggests That AI Really Is Already Replacing Human Jobs

Ominous.

By Krystle Vermes

Three covers of Granta magazine are shown. The left cover features a washing machine on fire with the word "CONFLICT." The center cover shows a woman in a black bra and jeans sitting on a stool in a kitchen, holding a cigarette. The right cover depicts a simple painting of two medical figures attending to a patient lying on a table, with the word "Fate.
Artificial Intelligence

Top Literary Magazine Offers Bizarre Response to Accusations That It Published an AI-Generated Short Story

Nothing is sacred.

By Frank Landymore