Department of Justice Seizes Stablecoin Tether’s Bank Accounts
Not a great look for crypto.
Not a great look for crypto.
"Know that you still own every piece of my soul," wailed a plaintive AI voice.
"An AI supercomputer would struggle to find meaning in some of the prose used in this case."
It may be the first domino to fall.
A lot is riding on this attempt.
"They were pretty much talking to everybody in the market at the same time."
"some of y'all way too thirsty for muse," wrote Alexandr Wang, head of Meta's Superintelligence Labs, after posting a picture of its rear end.
Witnesses also report being deceived by Tesla lawyers.
Could this really solve our data center woes?
This year's El Niño is a "postcard from our future."
"We were just kind of robots."
"By running an unlicensed gambling operation, Polymarket has done more than just knowingly violate state law."
"I was surprised at our findings because the word 'brain' implies a contiguous organ that likely has a singular origin."
Another day, another existential crisis for news media.
Wait, why did fridges need AI in the first place?
"This has potential for so much negative PR."
"We find ourselves in a really terrible situation in terms of what AI is doing to kids."