Developments

Afraid to Cut Anything From the Military Budget, Elon Is Now Sending a DOGE Boy to Make Cuts at Veterans Affairs

UnitedHealthcare Threatens Legal Action Against Doctor Who Says They Interrupted Her in the Middle of Surgery

Scientists Grow Living "Replacement Teeth" for Dental Implants

Elon Musk's Assault on the Government Has Canceled a Human Trial for a Promising HIV Vaccine

The Weight of All the Plastic in Your Brain May Make You Queasy

Immortality-Obsessed Tech Guy Trying New Technique That Involves Removing "All Blood From Body"

Befuddled RFK Jr. Says There Were No Chronic Diseases Back When He Was Young

RFK Jr.'s Cousin Says He Used to Grind Up Baby Animals in His Drug Den

White House Caught With Pants Down As Medicaid Funding Portals Go Down

Patients Are Dying After a Strange Cancer Treatment on a Remote Island

Scientists Suggest Electrocuting Yourself at the Gym to Get Jacked

FDA Working to Remove the Stuff in Cigarettes That Feels Good