New Wearable for Exceptionally Pathetic Men Detects When Their Wife Is Cheating
Grim.
"It undermines our community for lazy profit. Exactly the opposite of our greater goal."
"When the 'online' world tries to make me a human Piñata, I take it with grace and send them love."
"You wanna move it a little closer, so we can have a closer view?"
It's a rocky road to reach a space rock.
It's not looking good for college graduates.
Their answers may surprise you.
He's having a meltdown.
"I felt very excited."
"I don't think she was that happy with it."
"You should definitely double-check what ChatGPT's shopping results show you."
The space agency is in chaos.