Free Speech Champion Elon Musk Is Mass Suspending Twitter Accounts of Journalists Who Criticized Him
He's on a power trip.
Who needs pesky human drivers anyways?
"New Zealand once again leads the world."
And they can't even spell their memes right!
It's the most volcanically active moon in the solar system.
"The Twitter nightmare continues as Musk uses Tesla as his own ATM machine to keep funding the red ink at Twitter..."
Things are really starting to spiral out of control.
It's only problem? It's too nice.
"Bankman-Fried's mother audibly laughed several times when her son was referred to as a 'fugitive'..."
Sounds like Sam Bankman-Fried has a long history of minting his own money.
China is seriously worried about AI generators and deepfakes.
Elon Musk just banned an account he promised last month not to ban.
"Very normal market behavior."
Sounds like totally normal, super chill business things are happening over at Twitter HQ.
"This is just taking money from customers and using it for your own purpose. Not sophisticated at all."