NASA’s Having Trouble Getting Its Asteroid Sample Open
Have they tried a can opener?
"It showed a complete lack of leadership. Tesla is a leadership-less company right now."
"This is a drop we have not seen before for any major advertising platform."
No sign of rejection or infection.
The numbers just don't add up.
"I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia."
"I feel like we're gonna be a huge part of AI adapting into our society, because porn is always like that."
He wants AI to act as "benevolent servants" to students.
That poor little drone never saw it coming.
"I cried that entire night."
And the Sun is no match for its power.
"Not sure what would justify [this]."
"The Problem With Jon Stewart" has abruptly ended.
"Jimmy wanted to be loved. Jimmy wanted friends."
But the sun doesn't always shine everyday.
Like a large melon slicing itself.
"Teamwork is a mixed blessing."