Tesla Locks Down Patent for Laser Windshield Wipers
We have no idea if it even works.
We still don't know what caused it.
And hey, it's only 14 years late!
"It's really a watershed moment, I believe, in fusion science and technology."
"Try to hold a Musk-led company to flight rules? You're 'fundamentally broken.'"
Can we send them a filter or something?
"Nooooo! Why are they doing this to me? I will never understand humans."
"There is like a chance that this might not be actually a survivable situation."
The sheer scale is absolutely ridiculous.
Are jetpacks ready for prime time?
"We were like, 'This is just so hard.'"
Authorities sealed off a two-mile radius around the first patient's home.
"This is probably the largest setback in a history filled with setbacks for Apple’s car project."
"And if it doesn’t work, he’s gonna sue death!"
"We never knew that they were running experiments on us, giving us ivermectin."
This might be Chang'e-5's final move.
It's a desperate situation.
We have no idea what it is.
A small robot named Xavier is nudging people to wear a mask.