As Tesla Sales Tank, Elon Musk Issues Unconvincing Denial That He’s Giving Donald Trump $45 Million Per Month
Whatever you say.
"To express our gratitude, your next cup of coffee or late night snack is on us!"
An off-duty police officer saved his life by using a dog leash as a tourniquet.
You know who oversees NASA? The vice president.
The lunar surface is practically teeming with water molecules.
These self-balancing exoskeletons are making their way stateside, too.
"Today's explosion does not reflect a change in the volcanic system, which remains at normal background levels of activity."
How you gonna date from outside the club?
"All right Cybertruck, if you don't start acting right soon, we're going to rip you apart and put a diesel in you."
Meta is getting real about its apparel aspirations.
"He completely alienated most of his buying base. It's going to kill the business."
It's Waymo, or the highway.
Musk: "I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus."
No joke: this could change everything.
He's pretty compelling, folks.
"We worried we’ve hired 10,000 people and we’ve built a smart timer."
"It has no eyes, ears, nose or mouth — nothing's coming in."
Are the algorithms making men more sexist?