NASA Proudly Shows Off Desiccated Tomatos Lost in Space Station Crevice
The "Case of the Missing Space Tomatoes" has finally been solved.
The "Case of the Missing Space Tomatoes" has finally been solved.
The huge question: can it actually work?
"There's no concrete evidence to confirm or deny these allegations."
"What happens if you discover things you didn't know previously?"
"If no one had ever said, 'Plant a trillion trees,' I think we'd have been in a lot better space."
The company is "deeply disappointed and perplexed."
"To be very honest with you, we have hypotheses, but we don’t know exactly why this works."
"The planetary surfaces are just way too small."
This latest detection is a real head scratcher.
Seriously, these guys need to get a life.
Elon may have accidentally revealed some of the information, though.
"It's fight club. We don’t talk about fight club."
"The drillers heard a bubbling sound coming from the well, so we decided to have a look..."
"We got ripped off."
"To say I was shocked when I figured this out would be an extreme understatement."