OpenAI Usage Plummets in the Summer, When Students Aren’t Cheating on Homework
It's elementary.
First they came for the "Epic Bacon."
"That way, nothing goes to waste."
"If it's real, it's amazing."
A brilliant gambit, sir.
"With GPT-5, we’re deprecating all of our old models."
"This will open the floodgates."
Tesla's long-awaited second-gen Roadster could suck really hard.
"This is very, very bad."
"Oh my Lord, there are no guardrails."
Hey, it had to end up somewhere.
What happened to its tail?
"We were all shocked, absolutely."
"What you’re talking about is super dangerous."
"It’s going to find its way into everything."
So much for being "unconstrained by a need to generate financial return."