Grimes Puzzled by Why Her Fans Think She’s Associating With Nazis
Bewildering.
Dealers for me, but not for thee.
Wait until he hears about his uncle, JFK.
"Everything Elon does is about acquiring and consolidating power."
What's the federal budget for sippy cups?
"2026: tipping your Waymo so it doesn’t narc on you for having sex in the back."
What could possibly go wrong?
OpenAI is sobbing that someone else did... exactly what it did.
"Just happen to announce this the same day they invite all federal employees to quit."
"What a beautiful car."
It's hard to be shocked these days.
Cope and Seethe for the Lord is Good
This is an absolute boondoggle.
"You're running the casino!"
"I'm personally sorry and I'm working on it."
"We will obviously deliver much better models..."