Kim Kardashian Ordered to Pay Million Dollar Penalty for Pushing Crypto on Instagram
Seriously, Kim?
Something very odd is going on here.
"There's something on your foot, Mars Helicopter!"
Nothing he said made any sense at all.
Surprise! It's an environmental crime!
"In short, Bitcoin’s environmental footprint is moving in the wrong direction."
"I have annexed Mount Olympus on Mars on behalf of me."
I don't think he expected that to go viral.
There's science to back this kind of thing up, we promise!
"I don’t think anybody really expected this to be as big of an issue as it’s becoming."
"I know Mark Zuckerberg rented out the whole event..."
There's gotta be more going on below the surface here.
"[T]his is as the kids of today say a 'gangsta move.'"
The Silicon Valley giant's days of nonstop growth might be over.
"I was told there was no options left for me and I was receiving end-of-life care."
"It was an idea that was ready to be had."