Watch a Pilot Get Ejected From an F-35 Jetfighter Right as It Crashes
"So glad we went with this instead of universal healthcare."
"So glad we went with this instead of universal healthcare."
"An executioner, Tim Cook-like is needed, not Elon."
"There were very human responses. Some people were sad, some people really felt like the connection was broken."
According to Elon, "the proof is in the pudding." Maybe his mom made that too?
Unfortunately, it's docked to the ISS.
He's throwing the world's most public tantrum.
You'll never guess what they're calling them.
It could potentially put an end to the grisly practicing of killing billions of male chickens at birth.
Who needs pesky human drivers anyways?
"New Zealand once again leads the world."
And they can't even spell their memes right!
It's the most volcanically active moon in the solar system.
"The Twitter nightmare continues as Musk uses Tesla as his own ATM machine to keep funding the red ink at Twitter..."
Things are really starting to spiral out of control.
It's only problem? It's too nice.
"Bankman-Fried's mother audibly laughed several times when her son was referred to as a 'fugitive'..."
Sounds like Sam Bankman-Fried has a long history of minting his own money.