AI Model Invents Completely New Viruses Unknown to Nature
What could possibly go wrong?
"No rational person... would have considered purchasing the Property, and certainly not at the full asking price."
Your house isn't just on fire — it's collapsing in real time.
"People will literally sell their soul and their planet down the river for a nice free hotel room."
"As far as we can tell, no entry has changed in more than three months."
Mom! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends! Er, boss.
"I tend to overcommit to bits."
"When you start eating healthy, you don't need toilet paper."
Hate it when that happens.
"How is this not just another type of 'death market' — like markets for war or assassination — that even Kalshi says it won’t abide?"
"Our top priority is to protect Texans’ safety and quality of life."
It's AI-on-AI violence.
Whatever you say, boss.