It Turns Out That “Door” on Mars Is Hilariously Tiny
It's more like a dog door.
They actually pulled it off.
Giant trees and new species, oh my.
The last image was a "mistake," they say.
“Before the incident, she regarded Mr. Musk as a person to look up to."
This seems, uh, pretty bad.
The cursed spacecraft can't catch a break.
"There is a solar analog in the region where the most alien-like signal has come from."
Great, now we're thirsty.