City Shuts Down Geoengineering Experiment
"I just feel like this is not the right time."
"I just feel like this is not the right time."
"This has been something of a holy grail."
So says the company with fingers in both pies.
"Elon is not a typical executive, and Tesla is not a typical company."
At every step of the way, this was an AI-meets-information mess.
"There could be an artificially constructed sensory input that makes you go insane forever."
Executives had to put it on an ice pack before showing it off to investors. No, really.
"Looks like we picked up a couple more helium leaks."
"The question is, how much of the ship is left?"
"It’s an act of self harm at Microsoft in the name of AI."
"We can't live without the internet."
Beware the three horsemen of the ocean apocalypse.
"So, I sold his car and sent him to space."
"The diamond industry is in trouble."
"Miss Beautiful USA! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE."
NASA is worried it's far too risky.
"If there is a bias it is the opposite of what we intended."
"Imagine crashing because of your steering ping."