Elon Says a Recession Would Be a “Good Thing”
"Some bankruptcies need to happen."
The first customer just picked his up!
Sorry, the old Terra can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead!
Okay, this is mysterious.
"I also became famous as a flying man. Now I want to go to space, too."
Does killing somebody in the metaverse make you a murderer?
We've never seen anything like this before.
The country is investigating ""soft and hard kill methods."
"We should get like a hang glider and jump off or something."
Do you even lift, bro? Yeah, for three seconds per day!
What's going on down there?
"Our grandchildren are going to ask us why we ate slaughtered animals."
"And it'll be used for good, right?"
"Days before he’s set to make his world debut, he’s literally kidnapped."