Neuralink Jamming Wires Deeper Into Second Patient’s Brain
Move fast and break brains.
Move fast and break brains.
It was an "Unexpected Foliage Contingency."
An admission of guilt? OpenAI says no.
Please don't try this at home (or at school, for that matter).
"I wish I could say more, but probably shouldn’t."
"They spend all this time telling us they don't exist, then release the files."
"This is on me and one of the few times I've been genuinely embarrassed running OpenAI."
Wait, shouldn't it have...
"The violations are frequent, recurring, and can negatively affect public health and the environment."
That's one way to do it!
"But over the past years, safety culture and processes have taken a backseat to shiny products."
"It's a strangely isolating way to live."
"Neuralink is accepting applications for the second participant."
"For ISIS, AI means a game changer..."
Eat your vegetables, kids.