Lawsuit Claims Apple AirPods Ruptured a Child’s Eardrums
A grim claim!
“Before the incident, she regarded Mr. Musk as a person to look up to."
This seems, uh, pretty bad.
The cursed spacecraft can't catch a break.
"There is a solar analog in the region where the most alien-like signal has come from."
Great, now we're thirsty.
Your pug is not okay.
"Monkeypox usually does not occur globally."
The suits are officially off the table until they figure out what went wrong.
"Biggest piece of s*** on this Earth."