Elon Musk Wants to Turn Twitter Into a Dating App
"I think we might be able to improve the dating situation."
"I think we might be able to improve the dating situation."
A long and winding road indeed!
"This is clearly an inappropriate use of [generative AI] by Microsoft on a potentially distressing public interest story..."
"So it’s your testimony that your supervisees told you to stop asking questions?"
Humanity is so close to an orbital BLT, y'all.
"I feel grief, just an incalculable level of grief."
At this point, we're pretty sure he's never seen the movie.
Why does this go so hard?!
His name was Rick Deckard, you dolt!
You've gotta be kidding.
It survived to tell the tale.
It doesn't sound good, either!
"I looked stunned at the crewman."
New existential night terror unlocked.
"Many startups just died today."