Passengers Trapped in Rocket With Katy Perry Wished She Would Sing Something Else
Oh God.
"Things have gotten quite bleak."
Them's fightin' words.
An intriguing concept.
The resurrected organism is thousands of years old.
It's not quite as cushy as it sounds.
From the guys who brough you targeted ads.
The results can, on rare occasion, be deadly.
"The whole thing is astonishing and incredibly moving."
If you build it, they're not necessarily going to come.
"I don't appreciate being misled."
"The Endangered Species List has become like the Hotel California: once a species enters, they never leave."
"I called him a pervert and left the room."
"Unlike any objects we know, these filaments really surprised us."
This is one tree you do not want to mess with.
Definitely not the "unparalleled spiritual experience" they bargained for.